Holy Bible, content advisory

Trodde aldri jeg skulle si det, men jeg ser virkelig fram til filmatiseringen av bibelen! Se hvilke godbiter den inneholder!

Holy Bible Warning - This is a work of fiction

WARNING: This is a work of fiction. DO NOT take it literally. CONTENT ADVISORY: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

EXPOSURE WARNING: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucianations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilites, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder and genocide.

God hates nerds

Og jeg hater Gud. Enkelt og greit.

God hates nerds
God hates nerds

Følelsen er gjensidig! :).

Uansett sier Rom 9:13:

As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Nå kjenner jeg ikke så mye til bibelen akkurat, men et kjapt søk viser at Esau betyr hårete på hebraisk. Hvordan han kan knyttes til nerder er det nok bare (ekstreme) kristne som vet! 🙂(1).

  1. http://www.vg.no/reise/artikkel.php?artid=10034291 []